Saturday, May 8, 2010

pro bono is for boneheads


my original post title was going to be "pro bono is for boners" as i was recalling slang from years past (circa the sandlot when i was growing up and leave it to beaver when my parents were wee ones). i took one look at the hit results when i googled said term, and decided to avoid the porn, and keep it clean.

i'm bilingual. this causes people to flock to me when they need something done. currently, i am typing up health certificates for our pets so that they can move across the pond with us, and i also have to translate my husband and my driver's licenses. what stinks about this whole thing is that i'm not getting anything out of this except a neck ache and higher blood pressure. oy! i do hate capitalism, but oh, i love making money for the things that i do!

the bonehead award of the day goes to none other than yours truly. what a turd! furthermore, i am disgusted by the fact that "bonehead" appears to be a white supremacist band name also, and that there are still folks who carry out "white pride" events. gross. get over yourselves, whitey! and thank you google for enlightening me on a minute-to-minute basis.

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